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Banana 6 Image via Corbis Images Let's make it clear that you should keep the peel on the banana, okay?! I wouldn't peel said veggie though before use. Does grapefruit give you acid reflux? Anyway, here are six foods that can be used as a sex toy: You could compost it, wash it and make a smoothie out of it or save it for another rendezvous. And avoid bananas, as they're sweet and sugar can cause yeast infections up there. Cucumbers The gold standard of sex vegetables, cucumbers will be considered snicker-inducingly sexual long after the earth has fallen into the sun — and for good reason! If you are going to get frisky with chorizo, I would recommend a hard one, not the mushy uncooked kind. Bananas can also be exciting if you've ever had fantasies about group sex because they come in bunches. Some guys even use melons, like honeydew and cantaloupe, to screw with. They pretty much look like penises, and people love to shove them into their orifices. SMS Now, let's say you are perhaps interested in spending some quality sexual time with yourself. And aren't their inherently sensual qualities what drives you to pay extra for that guac at Chipotle? So let's sit down and survey the most popular or just most fun-seeming produce that people use in and around their fun parts. If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters. But in the vagina, using a veggie once is safe enough. Just make sure to have a bowl on hand for the pits. Yes, people actually use cucumbers, carrots, zucchini and other long, hard veggies for insertion alone or with a partner — and I've even seen some of the coolest G-spot cucumbers while shopping the aisles of my local grocer. It wouldn't be a bad idea to enjoy some wine before you enjoy your chorizo. Image via Corbis Images Cucumber 1 Image via Corbis Images A cucumber is an obvious choice, but it is important to keep in mind that you should not slice it up and cover it with lemon and chile if you are going to use it as a sex toy. Just wondering, do the jokes start like this? Continue Reading "A veggie walks into a vagina, and says, 'What's cooking? Do you need those grapefruits for breakfast tomorrow??? Veggie sex toys



I wouldn't peel said veggie though before use. Advertisement Baby carrot 5 Image via Corbis Images I am not counting carrots twice, I just put in baby carrots for all those women who claim size doesn't matter. It's up to you what you do with the food once you've had your way with it. Though there haven't been any formal studies on its effectiveness or side effects yet, gynecologists have noticed many women with sensitivities to standard lube dig it. But I think avocados are a good idea! Obviously, this method has its own dangers i. Just don't use it with any latex condoms, and also, buy a little bit extra to use as a conditioner, because that stuff is BOSS on product-damaged hair. Just wondering, do the jokes start like this? Time to make a nice, big salad! Raspberries The strawberry's smooshier, more pliable cousin, the raspberry is a bit less popular, but ideal for more delicate sexytimes — you know, foreplay that is more about a nibble than a chomp. Maybe you are too shy to go buy one or the one you ordered over the internet hasn't gotten to you yet. Bananas I'm always learning new things at this job — like that bananas are not just enticingly phallic-shaped, but are actually used by some dudes as masturbation sleeves. And then have sex with that salad! Cucumbers The gold standard of sex vegetables, cucumbers will be considered snicker-inducingly sexual long after the earth has fallen into the sun — and for good reason! Cherries Part of a proud American on-screen sexual tradition that we can trace all the way back to 's Varsity Blues or even earlier , cherries are more of a topping than a main course, both in life and in bed. With that noted, let's get down to business. Do you need those grapefruits for breakfast tomorrow??? Does grapefruit give you acid reflux? But first, a word of warning: If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters. Carrots Second runner up in the "most phallic vegetable contest," carrots remain a favorite among those not bold enough to do some self-exploration with a cucumber. Print Article AA I hear jokes about people pleasuring themselves with produce. They're squishy! Yes, people actually use cucumbers, carrots, zucchini and other long, hard veggies for insertion alone or with a partner — and I've even seen some of the coolest G-spot cucumbers while shopping the aisles of my local grocer. So let's sit down and survey the most popular or just most fun-seeming produce that people use in and around their fun parts.

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So let's sit down and survey the most popular or just most fun-seeming produce that people use in and around their fun parts. Anyway, here are six foods that can be used as a sex toy: Yes, people actually use cucumbers, carrots, zucchini and other long, hard veggies for insertion alone or with a partner — and I've even seen some of the coolest G-spot cucumbers while shopping the aisles of my local grocer. Using a long veggie, one that would be inserted into the vagina should be covered with a condom for even safer sex, and this will also help avoid getting whatever was sprayed on said veggie up and in you. And aren't their inherently sensual qualities what drives you to pay extra for that guac at Chipotle? I wouldn't peel said veggie though before use. And remember to put a towel down! It's up to you what you do with the food once you've had your way with it. But make sure to wash that penis thoroughly afterward before you bring your holes anywhere near it. Yeah, you try to get off with a baby carrot and then let me know how you feel about size issues after that? But pureed yams are pretty delicious, and sometimes there's a gain of truth to the foods that people thought were aphrodisiacs in the ye olden tymes Also, wouldn't having an actual "most phallic vegetable contest" be so fun? Nothing wrong with masturbation, in fact it is even good for you. With that noted, let's get down to business. Cherries Part of a proud American on-screen sexual tradition that we can trace all the way back to 's Varsity Blues or even earlier , cherries are more of a topping than a main course, both in life and in bed. While the veggie can't, or won't consent, nobody is actually harmed in the making of masturbation with fruits and veggies, and the most unsafe time to use the veggie would be in the supermarket before you buy it. If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, don't worry! It could happen. And while there are no formal surveys of which fruits and vegetables people use most during sex, there are some clear favorites out there. Don't worry, there are options available to you and they are only as far away as your kitchen. You could compost it, wash it and make a smoothie out of it or save it for another rendezvous. Don't stop believin'! There's still an easy and food-filled solution to your sexual dilemmas. If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters. I could not find anyone to back me up on the idea of avocado as a sexual toy. Just make sure to have a bowl on hand for the pits.



































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The bonus about masturbating with veggies is that afterwards you can cut them up and make a satisfying meal, too. Do you need those grapefruits for breakfast tomorrow??? Yeah, you try to get off with a baby carrot and then let me know how you feel about size issues after that? Banana 6 Image via Corbis Images Let's make it clear that you should keep the peel on the banana, okay?! That will sting and burn, I'm sure. If you are going to get frisky with chorizo, I would recommend a hard one, not the mushy uncooked kind. Print Article AA I hear jokes about people pleasuring themselves with produce. Bananas can also be exciting if you've ever had fantasies about group sex because they come in bunches. And avoid bananas, as they're sweet and sugar can cause yeast infections up there. And remember to put a towel down! It could happen. I could not find anyone to back me up on the idea of avocado as a sexual toy. Even if you think that grapefruits belong on the kitchen table, not on a boner, know that your local grocery store or greenmarket is chock full of fruits and veggies that can, in a pinch, be turned into sexual playthings. If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters. Bananas I'm always learning new things at this job — like that bananas are not just enticingly phallic-shaped, but are actually used by some dudes as masturbation sleeves. Though there haven't been any formal studies on its effectiveness or side effects yet, gynecologists have noticed many women with sensitivities to standard lube dig it. But in the vagina, using a veggie once is safe enough. Using a long veggie, one that would be inserted into the vagina should be covered with a condom for even safer sex, and this will also help avoid getting whatever was sprayed on said veggie up and in you. Pineapples While a full pineapple is pretty awkward to hold even while fully clothed, pineapple rings can totally work as a penile garnish. Obviously, this method has its own dangers i. But they're neater and a lot less likely to shoot juice everywhere than a lot of items on this list, so they're a low-stakes item to incorporate into an evening of food-bangin'. Grapes Though these are a less obvious one, they should be standard in anyone's food-sex arsenal, especially in this heat. You don't even have to get naked to use this little guy for sexual purposes — the simple act of eating one can be uncomfortably erotic see above GIF. And while there are no formal surveys of which fruits and vegetables people use most during sex, there are some clear favorites out there. Carrots Second runner up in the "most phallic vegetable contest," carrots remain a favorite among those not bold enough to do some self-exploration with a cucumber. They're full of Vitamin C! Strawberries The most popular fruit to dip in chocolate, drop in champagne, or chew on erotically while making sex faces at someone across the Whole Foods salad bar, the strawberry — with whipped cream, or on its own — is probably the fruit-sex pairing you're most likely to have actually tried possibly after having gotten too worked up while watching a Cinemax Original Movie. Just wondering, do the jokes start like this? They pretty much look like penises, and people love to shove them into their orifices.

Also, wouldn't having an actual "most phallic vegetable contest" be so fun? It wouldn't be a bad idea to enjoy some wine before you enjoy your chorizo. Yes, people actually use cucumbers, carrots, zucchini and other long, hard veggies for insertion alone or with a partner — and I've even seen some of the coolest G-spot cucumbers while shopping the aisles of my local grocer. But I think avocados are a good idea! But pureed yams are pretty delicious, and sometimes there's a gain of truth to the foods that people thought were aphrodisiacs in the ye olden tymes Just don't use it with any latex condoms, and also, buy a little bit extra to use as a conditioner, because that stuff is BOSS on product-damaged hair. Are you intrigued by the idea of a natural, low-cost way to spice up your trips to the bone zone, but fear the possibility of free-flyin' citrus juice? Pineapples While a full pineapple is pretty awkward to hold even while fully clothed, pineapple rings can totally work as a penile garnish. They're squishy! Avocados OK, fine, this one is all me. Cucumbers The gold standard of sex vegetables, cucumbers will be considered snicker-inducingly sexual long after the earth has fallen into the sun — and for good reason! The more you know, right? As for the melons guys may use, I'm not sure I'd eat it afterwards, or at least I'd cut way around the hole they made for fornication, but again, it's not unsafe to try. You don't even have to get naked to use this little guy for sexual purposes — the simple act of eating one can be uncomfortably erotic see above GIF. Print Article AA I hear jokes about people pleasuring themselves with produce. So your best bet is to keep these fruits and vegetables restricted to above or below -the-vag play, wrap them in a condom, or otherwise keep them from making full-on contact with the delicate parts of any genitals. And avoid bananas, as they're sweet and sugar can cause yeast infections up there. If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters. I'm just saying, consider it. Obviously, this method has its own dangers i. Nothing wrong with masturbation, in fact it is even good for you. But make sure to wash that penis thoroughly afterward before you bring your holes anywhere near it. And then have sex with that salad! Advertisement Plantain 7 Image via Corbis Images Plantains are a good option for ladies who do think size matters. Yes, my dears, I'm talking about food that you can use as dildo. Grapes Though these are a less obvious one, they should be standard in anyone's food-sex arsenal, especially in this heat. And remember to put a towel down! SMS Now, let's say you are perhaps interested in spending some quality sexual time with yourself. Raspberries The strawberry's smooshier, more pliable cousin, the raspberry is a bit less popular, but ideal for more delicate sexytimes — you know, foreplay that is more about a nibble than a chomp. Veggie sex toys



Just don't use it with any latex condoms, and also, buy a little bit extra to use as a conditioner, because that stuff is BOSS on product-damaged hair. Just make sure to have a bowl on hand for the pits. Avocados OK, fine, this one is all me. Advertisement Baby carrot 5 Image via Corbis Images I am not counting carrots twice, I just put in baby carrots for all those women who claim size doesn't matter. Grapes Though these are a less obvious one, they should be standard in anyone's food-sex arsenal, especially in this heat. Continue Reading "A veggie walks into a vagina, and says, 'What's cooking? Image via Corbis Images Cucumber 1 Image via Corbis Images A cucumber is an obvious choice, but it is important to keep in mind that you should not slice it up and cover it with lemon and chile if you are going to use it as a sex toy. Though there haven't been any formal studies on its effectiveness or side effects yet, gynecologists have noticed many women with sensitivities to standard lube dig it. Yams Historically considered by some to be an aphrodisiac , yams aren't really a mainstream sex-food these days. But I think avocados are a good idea! Pineapples While a full pineapple is pretty awkward to hold even while fully clothed, pineapple rings can totally work as a penile garnish.

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Cucumbers The gold standard of sex vegetables, cucumbers will be considered snicker-inducingly sexual long after the earth has fallen into the sun — and for good reason! Maybe you are too shy to go buy one or the one you ordered over the internet hasn't gotten to you yet. Advertisement Plantain 7 Image via Corbis Images Plantains are a good option for ladies who do think size matters. Even if you think that grapefruits belong on the kitchen table, not on a boner, know that your local grocery store or greenmarket is chock full of fruits and veggies that can, in a pinch, be turned into sexual playthings. The more you know, right? You could compost it, wash it and make a smoothie out of it or save it for another rendezvous. Does grapefruit give you acid reflux? Are you intrigued by the idea of a natural, low-cost way to spice up your trips to the bone zone, but fear the possibility of free-flyin' citrus juice? As for the melons guys may use, I'm not sure I'd eat it afterwards, or at least I'd cut way around the hole they made for fornication, but again, it's not unsafe to try. So your best bet is to keep these fruits and vegetables restricted to above or below -the-vag play, wrap them in a condom, or otherwise keep them from making full-on contact with the delicate parts of any genitals. Print Article AA I hear jokes about people pleasuring themselves with produce. I wouldn't know because I've never tried it, but I've heard. And remember to put a towel down! Though there haven't been any formal studies on its effectiveness or side effects yet, gynecologists have noticed many women with sensitivities to standard lube dig it. Advertisement Baby carrot 5 Image via Corbis Images I am not counting carrots twice, I just put in baby carrots for all those women who claim size doesn't matter. While the veggie can't, or won't consent, nobody is actually harmed in the making of masturbation with fruits and veggies, and the most unsafe time to use the veggie would be in the supermarket before you buy it.

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You could compost it, wash it and make a smoothie out of it or save it for another rendezvous. And remember to put a towel down! Are you intrigued by the idea of a natural, low-cost way to spice up your trips to the bone zone, but fear the possibility of free-flyin' citrus juice? Advertisement Plantain 7 Image via Corbis Images Plantains are a good option for ladies who do think size matters. But in the vagina, using a veggie once is safe enough. Pineapples While a full pineapple is pretty awkward to hold even while fully clothed, pineapple rings can totally work as a penile garnish. Using a long veggie, one that would be inserted into the vagina should be covered with a condom for even safer sex, and this will also help avoid getting whatever was sprayed on said veggie up and in you. It could happen. Just make sure to have a bowl on hand for the pits. Print Article AA I hear jokes about people pleasuring themselves with produce. Even if you think that grapefruits belong on the kitchen table, not on a boner, know that your local grocery store or greenmarket is chock full of fruits and veggies that can, in a pinch, be turned into sexual playthings. If a banana just won't do it for you, size up. But they're neater and a lot less likely to shoot juice everywhere than a lot of items on this list, so they're a low-stakes item to incorporate into an evening of food-bangin'. If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters. Avocados OK, fine, this one is all me. Raspberries The strawberry's smooshier, more pliable cousin, the raspberry is a bit less popular, but ideal for more delicate sexytimes — you know, foreplay that is more about a nibble than a chomp. So your best bet is to keep these fruits and vegetables restricted to above or below -the-vag play, wrap them in a condom, or otherwise keep them from making full-on contact with the delicate parts of any genitals. But first, a word of warning: They pretty much look like penises, and people love to shove them into their orifices. Let's do one over Labor Day next year at your summer share house! Image via Corbis Images Cucumber 1 Image via Corbis Images A cucumber is an obvious choice, but it is important to keep in mind that you should not slice it up and cover it with lemon and chile if you are going to use it as a sex toy.

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